This is the best offense in Madden history

davestirfry:

invader-bean:

davestirfry:

dude i was at walmart for black friday and they had a bin of towels for $1.99 and when the dude cut open the bin everyone went fucking nuts and people were like throwing towels everywhere and omg
but there was this random dude who just charged into the crowd, threw his hands up, looked at the ceiling  and screamed “TOOOOOOWELSSSSSSSSSSS” and fucking dove half into the bin i almost started crying 

Equius goes shopping.

OH MY GOD

(Source: chestermcbadbatt, via somesickhumor)